Friday, November 14, 2008

Won’t you bimah, bimah baby tonight.

I may have mentioned it in the past, but I'm a huge fan of pick-up lines. Some of them are hilarious and very inventive.
Examples from the latest batch of lines I just discovered...

want to go fiddle on a roof?

do you want to spin my dreidel?

You had me at Shalom

you must not be kosher for passover because you’re makeing my matza rise

Why don’t you slide your matzoh balls o’er here next to my gefilte fish.

hey whale, do you wanna swallow my jonah?

You know how it is with Jewish culture, everything begins at sundown!

Here's more...
But damn, some of them are cheekily lewd...I dig.

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